radical-illusion: happinessiscupcakes: tea-for-two-a-tragedy: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: diggly: sacharrine: capricornian: bowtiemagic: musicfromthesea: kiss-me-below-the-milky-twilight: is this what it feels like to be on acid I am so incredibly puzzled by this. I just wanna watch this over and over again…dude… this never gets old ITS BACK wat ALWAYS REBLOG ...
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: whenever you feel sad just know that cold air blowing directly in your face and making you feel like you’re freezing to death is jack frost’s version of a hug
trisarahdactyl: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” #’fuck you im not going into another theater’
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spockisinthetardis: lupinebrother: bigbigbigday006: spookyplaydate: halianfromplanetzork: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one: And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes. In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a...
jacknoir: aud-ler: if you make any jokes about jack frost drowning i will push you into a frozen lake?
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: how much does jack frost weigh enough to break the ice this actually isn’t even a joke or pick up line it’s a general statement he weighed enough to break the ice and drown
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: i prefer cold weather over warm weather because when you’re cold you can just keep layering on clothes meanwhile when you’re hot there’s only so much you can take off before you get a ticket for indecent exposure
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: c’mon let the guy and his sister have some fun it’s not like it’ll kill him oh god i was wrong i’VE NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG IN MY LIFE SO HORRIBLY AND PAINFULLY WRONG
someone: how old are you
me: mentally or physically
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: i want to talk to people but that involves talking to people
fanfic author: oh so you like this fic?
fanfic author: it would be a shame if
fanfic author: i never
fanfic author: updated it
thecacklingpixie: napoleonbonerhard: sassyhorseradish: what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us what if they’re protecting us though what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over I didn’t ever want this in my head.
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I...